# Major… Onions

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Podcast: [Bru ‘N Company](https://stenobird.com/podcast/bru-n-company-6292847)
Published: 2026-04-03T13:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-brubaker9/episodes/Major-Onions-e3hv19p
Audio file: https://anchor.fm/s/7f333090/podcast/play/118506233/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-3-16%2Fbb3eaa67-cb60-25de-0ec1-207157710044.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4540

## Resource

Comin' atcha! In the 117th episode, Tyler has returned from Bourbon Street and Bru shot 73 on the golf course, but has lost distance and gained weight. Bru shares an experience with a family restroom in Cleveland, a former Buckeye is the worst bank robber in history and a Florida bill fails to pass. Tiger Woods flips his Range Rover, Gary Woodland inspires with his victory and we discuss the Buckeyes early exit and one of the best shots in March Madness history. Tyler and Bru play a game of "Pick 3, Cut 9" and we enjoy our own One Shining Moment and crown a champion in the "Worst Places to Poop" bracket.

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