# Broken Sim Ranks: Conspiracies Most Likely To Be True

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Podcast: [Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard](https://stenobird.com/podcast/broken-simulation-with-sam-tripoli-and-johnny-woodard-641126)
Published: 2026-08-10T07:19:51+00:00
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## Resource

The guys are still on break, but we recorded the first of what may be a new running segment where we follow the tier list fad and rank things. This week we talk about the conspiracies we think are most likely to be true. Welcome to Broken Sim Ranks Stuff #1! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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