# EPISODE 443: A Flat Board With A Hole In The Middle

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Podcast: [Boonta Vista](https://stenobird.com/podcast/boonta-vista-897644)
Published: 2026-05-03T03:48:53+00:00
Episode link: https://soundcloud.com/boontavista/episode-443
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Duration seconds: 3717

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