# Shop White | 431

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Podcast: [Boomer Bunker](https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133)
Published: 2026-07-17T02:40:00+00:00
Episode link: https://the-boomer-bunker.captivate.fm/episode/shop-white-431
Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/a37f4d26-90bc-40bd-b50a-a20668cc1701.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4918

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Leave a Voicemail This episode has a Canadian tourist getting hauled off to ICE detention over a slap fight on a Jersey Shore boardwalk, a suspected murderer who thought fleeing to Jordan was a clean getaway, and John and the Duchess going full audio-engineer at the end of the show trying to figure out why the intro music is too loud — spoiler, it's still too loud. From there, it's a proper Howard Stern eulogy dressed up as commentary — is he still relevant, is that really his hair, does Sirius even release subscriber numbers — before pivoting into the Tom Segura/Christina Pazsitzky split and a genuinely unhinged ad read for a pillow shaped like something that should not be a pillow. It closes out on an LGBTQ+ cruise ship getting rejected by two different countries in the same week, which somehow turns into a bit about the Trump administration blowing up a ship. If you like your news with zero pretense of objectivity, some real audio-booth chaos, and hosts who will absolutely derail a segment about international shipping into a joke about mushrooms — this is the episode. Topics Jersey Shore boardwalk assault / ICE detention Jamey Carney murder case — suspect arrested in Jordan Howard Stern's career, relevance, and SiriusXM future Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky divorce "The Original Pillow" ad read LGBTQ+ cruise ship rejected by Turkey and Egypt Join us Monday and Thursdays at 6:30 pm Eastern for our live stream on the following platforms: https://www.youtube.com/@theboomerbunker https://www.twitch.tv/theboomerbunker https://rumble.com/c/BoomerBunker Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/boomer_bunker Join our Discord : https://www.boomerbunker.com/discord Voice Message and Text Number: (856) 477-1935 Leave us a voicemail: https://www.boomerbunker.com/voicemail…

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