# Pizza Roll Pez Dispenser | 411

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Podcast: [Boomer Bunker](https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133)
Published: 2026-05-05T01:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://the-boomer-bunker.captivate.fm/episode/pizza-roll-pez-dispenser-411
Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/747cadb0-4755-4b39-a21d-b6f008e4e6be.mp3
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Duration seconds: 5323

## Resource

Nothing screams “Boomer Bunker” like opening with frozen tomato sauce suppositories and finishing with a full-throttle evisceration of California politics, and that's not even the weirdest part. This episode, "Pizza Roll Pez Dispenser," is a buffet of unfiltered takes, from John Jamingo eating a day-old Whopper just to get fan engagement, to giving the Kentucky Derby its due shade, to melting down over LA's burning homes and the parade of grifters cashing in on Medicare fraud in Ohio. If you thought your Monday was wild, wait ‘til you see Duchess ask why anyone wants to fake a period by shoving marinara up their ass (and brainstorming better ways to do it). Want a shot of gender politics, taxpayer-funded rackets, and the ongoing degeneracy of municipal government all rolled into one episode? Settle in. We've got LA mayoral candidates who can’t rebuild burned-down homes, more anti-women’s sports rants than a locker room after a bad playoff game, and a literal Pizza Roll Pez Dispenser. No sugar-coating—just the straight story, served with cackling and righteous mockery. Topics Covered: Day-Old Whopper Engagement — John Jamingo details his risky leftover burger stunt, admits it triggered the most raucous listener interaction yet, and jokes about upping the ante to undercooked chicken. Poker Bragging Rights — Jabs at “Cody” after heads-up poker, boasting he can read tells and game his way to victory. Kentucky Derby Rant — The first female trainer wins; John refuses to see why it’s a big deal while Duchess tries to explain that breaking into horse training is tough for women. Gender achievement? Meh. Should Women Get Paid the Same in Sports? — John argues WNBA All-Stars would get stomped by the NBA’s worst, outs the pay gap as a popularity problem, and heckles “support wome…

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