# I Need Your Money | 398

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Podcast: [Boomer Bunker](https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133)
Published: 2026-03-20T03:10:00+00:00
Episode link: https://the-boomer-bunker.captivate.fm/episode/i-need-your-money-396
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John Jamingo and the Duchess waste no time diving into a full tank of news stories that range from politically infuriating to criminally absurd. This week's lineup is a masterclass in bad decision-making across every level of society. When the people paying the bills pack up and leave, who's surprised? Not us. Episode 398 of the Boomer Bunker is loaded with wild news stories, unhinged criminals, and a body positivity debate that's guaranteed to make you yell at your screen. John and Duchess dig into the perfect storm of Democrat self-destruction in New York, a serial shoplifter who turned child endangerment into an Olympic sport, a Walmart punching that landed a man seven years in prison, a Florida mom who escalated a kids' argument into a brawl, a naked St. Patrick's Day shoplifter in New Jersey, and Jillian Michaels taking on 20 body positivity activists, alone. In this episode: Gov. Kathy Hochul is suddenly very concerned that the wealthy people she told to "jump on a bus to Florida" actually did — and now her tax base is gone A North Carolina woman left her toddler and newborn in a hot car while shoplifting at Walmart — with her 3-year-old inside as her accomplice — and then lied to cops about where the kids were A South Jersey man punched a Walmart employee unconscious at self-checkout, causing a brain bleed, and just got sentenced to 7 years in state prison A Florida mom helped her kids beat up a 10-year-old who called her fat — and allegedly held the kid down while they did it A 69-year-old man was found fully naked outside a NJ liquor store on St. Patrick's Day, drinking a stolen Budweiser — charged with lewdness and shoplifting Jillian Michaels faces 20 body positive activists on the show Surrounded — John and Duchess react as a therapist argues the word "obes…

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