# Globalize the Empanada | 434 Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133/globalize-the-empanada-434 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133/globalize-the-empanada-434.md Podcast: [Boomer Bunker](https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133) Published: 2026-07-28T02:55:00+00:00 Episode link: https://the-boomer-bunker.captivate.fm/episode/globalize-the-empanada-434 Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/443b985a-0dec-4aa6-92d0-1e94f3f22218.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/boomer-bunker-1266133/episodes/globalize-the-empanada-434 Duration seconds: 4286 ## Resource Leave a Voicemail If you thought Trump bombing at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was bad, wait until you hear the meltdown from liberals who took his “I’m running for a third term” joke as a constitutional crisis. Yes, you heard that right - cue the national panic, YouTube rants, and a parade of clueless hot takes. The Boomer Bunker doesn’t just cover the fallout; they roast it, barbecue it, and serve it up with extra sarcasm. This episode is pure gold for anyone sick of media stupidity, political theater, and manufactured outrage. But it’s not just Trump and his dud jokes getting the spotlight: you’ll get the breakdown on New York’s “terrorist” mayor drama, Sid Rosenberg going nuclear on Fox News, and the Berlin van attack that the press would rather blame on “rogue automobiles” and machetes than on the actual nut behind the wheel. If you’re tired of sanitized podcast fluff and want real talk (read: raw, sometimes offensive, always opinionated), hit play. Someone needs to say all the “forbidden” stuff, and Boomer Bunker’s doing it with zero apologies. Topics Covered: Trump's White House Correspondents’ Dinner Disaster — How Trump’s speechwriters set him up for one of the most cringe-worthy bombing runs of his life, with John Jamingo and Boomer Bob gleefully dissecting every dud punchline and awkward moment. No Agenda Donations — John Jamingo marvels at the massive cash rolling into No Agenda after John C. Dvorak’s passing, and dreams of a “Bunkinator” drop-in for Boomer Bunker. Eric Zane Sponsor Meltdown — A play-by-play of Eric Zane torching advertiser relationships and fans the second money stops flowing, offering a cautionary tale for would-be media grifters. Savannah Bananas & ‘Banana Ball’ Rules — Real baseball talk, but fun: the wild rules, history,… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/boomer-bunker-1266133/episodes/globalize-the-empanada-434/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133/globalize-the-empanada-434.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.