# Caramel Ralph Macchiato | 396

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Podcast: [Boomer Bunker](https://stenobird.com/podcast/boomer-bunker-1266133)
Published: 2026-03-13T15:10:00+00:00
Episode link: https://the-boomer-bunker.captivate.fm/episode/caramel-ralph-macchiato-396
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## Resource

John, the Duchess, and Producer Mike return for another live-recorded session in the Bunker — and Episode 396 earns its title the hard way. Between a deep dive into overloaded coffee drinks and a running gag about caramel macchiatos, the crew covers a full slate of stories that range from baffling to chilling: viral pizza politics, RFK Jr.'s war on Big Coffee, Iranian drone threats, a police officer accused of exploiting a handcuffed woman, two separate acts of domestic terrorism, and Jill Biden finally telling her side of the 2024 story. It's a long one — and worth every minute. Links & Resources Mentioned NY Post — Pizza Red Flag story: https://nypost.com/2026/03/10/lifestyle/women-view-this-pizza-topping-as-a-major-red-flag-in-men/ RFK Jr. / Starbucks sugar story (NY Post): https://nypost.com/2026/03/09/lifestyle/rfk-jr-has-declared-war-on-dunkin-and-starbucks-heres-how-much-sugar-their-drinks-really-have/ RFK Jr. video (Twitter/X): https://x.com/ianmiles/status/2031522994439299566 Iran drone threat / California (NY Post): https://nypost.com/2026/03/11/us-news/iran-plotting-revenge-terror-attack-on-california-with-drone-army/ Detroit cop / Samantha Thomason (Yahoo News): https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/terrified-woman-says-detroit-police-031941166.html Michigan synagogue car bombing (NY Post): https://nypost.com/2026/03/12/us-news/car-crashes-into-michigan-synagogue-followed-by-shots-fired-huge-police-response/ Old Dominion / Jalloh (NY Post): https://nypost.com/2026/03/12/us-news/old-dominion-university-gunman-idd-as-former-national-guardsman-convicted-of-plotting-attack-to-support-islamic-state/ Jill Biden memoir (People): https://people.com/jill-biden-new-memoir-the-view-from-the-east-wing-11923754 Join us Monday and Thursdays at 6:30 pm Eastern for our l…

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