# The Extra Legendary Bit: A blunderbuss, a bomb & Diamond White Cider

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Podcast: [Bloomin' Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods](https://stenobird.com/podcast/bloomin-legends-with-johnny-vaughan-gavin-woods-7236779)
Published: 2026-07-05T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://bloomin-legends.captivate.fm
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Duration seconds: 781

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He tried to flog an antique firearm to a dealer, kicked off over the price, stormed out — and was genuinely surprised when the police turned up. He wasn't bothered about nearly going to prison. He was fuming about losing the profit. The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged stories sent in by you, the listeners. What You'll Hear in This Episode: 🔫 Dave & the Blunderbuss – A proper Del Boy character tries to sell an antique firearm, gets into a row with the dealer, and ends up having his door knocked on by the feds. His only complaint? The couple of quid he missed out on. 💣 The Lottery of War – The same man served in Northern Ireland and swapped places with a terrified soldier moments before the IRA detonated a bomb. His bravery saved his own life — and the irony has haunted his family ever since. 🍏 "It's Never Seen a F***ing Apple" – A beautiful tribute to a late friend, a brutal woodwork teacher with a mallet, a rope swing gone wrong, and the funniest thing anyone's ever said about a bottle of Diamond White. Got a story that can top this week's madness? 📩 Send it to bloominlegends@global.com and we'll decide if it's Bloomin' Legendary or just brilliantly bonkers. 📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends Listen to all episodes on Global Player, download from your app store or visit www.globalplayer.com This is a Global Original Podcast, produced by Ben Fairclough. New episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday. Subscribe to never miss an episode!

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