# MET GALA WAS A MESS: BEYONCÉ BROKE THE RULES, KIM KARDASHIAN WAS DRUNK, AND TIMOTHÉE DITCHED KYLIE Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/blind-item-breakdown-hosted-by-sloan-7086587/met-gala-was-a-mess-beyonc-broke-the-rules-kim-kardashian-was-drunk-and-timoth-e-ditched-kylie Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/blind-item-breakdown-hosted-by-sloan-7086587/met-gala-was-a-mess-beyonc-broke-the-rules-kim-kardashian-was-drunk-and-timoth-e-ditched-kylie.md Podcast: [Blind Item Breakdown - Hosted by Sloan](https://stenobird.com/podcast/blind-item-breakdown-hosted-by-sloan-7086587) Published: 2026-05-05T18:41:11+00:00 Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blinditembreakdown/episodes/MET-GALA-WAS-A-MESS-BEYONC-BROKE-THE-RULES--KIM-KARDASHIAN-WAS-DRUNK--AND-TIMOTHE-DITCHED-KYLIE-e3iuc3p Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO7055706581.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/blind-item-breakdown-hosted-by-sloan-7086587/episodes/met-gala-was-a-mess-beyonc-broke-the-rules-kim-kardashian-was-drunk-and-timoth-e-ditched-kylie Duration seconds: 1855 ## Resource Let's get into what really happened at #metgala #metgala2026 #beyonce #kimkardashian #kyliejenner ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/blind-item-breakdown-hosted-by-sloan-7086587/episodes/met-gala-was-a-mess-beyonc-broke-the-rules-kim-kardashian-was-drunk-and-timoth-e-ditched-kylie/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/blind-item-breakdown-hosted-by-sloan-7086587/met-gala-was-a-mess-beyonc-broke-the-rules-kim-kardashian-was-drunk-and-timoth-e-ditched-kylie.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.