# One Pipe, Five Years Behind Bars | Bismarck News Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/bismarck-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7612013/one-pipe-five-years-behind-bars-bismarck-news Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/bismarck-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7612013/one-pipe-five-years-behind-bars-bismarck-news.md Podcast: [Bismarck News Today | 2 Min News | The Daily News Now!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/bismarck-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7612013) Published: 2026-07-23T10:08:22+00:00 Episode link: https://sources.thednn.ai/e1c7d6ba3650b546 Audio file: https://api.fastcast.ai/audio/37d7ce4f-f51a-4d90-8314-71e25f2b5e27.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/bismarck-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7612013/episodes/one-pipe-five-years-behind-bars-bismarck-news Duration seconds: 73 ## Resource A dude named Ian Campbell just got five and a half years for starting a fire at a motel by trying to light a pipe—yes, really. The blaze was small, contained, and quickly put out, but it forced guests to flee, and that’s where the real trouble began. He pleaded guilty to arson and criminal mischief, and now he’s looking at at least three years behind bars before parole, plus a 30-day jail term running concurrently. It’s a brutal wake-up call: one careless move can cost you your freedom for years. Listen in comfort: Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN: advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting. Report issues to feedback@thednn.ai. View sources & latest updates: https://sources.thednn.ai/e1c7d6ba3650b546 ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/bismarck-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7612013/episodes/one-pipe-five-years-behind-bars-bismarck-news/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/bismarck-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7612013/one-pipe-five-years-behind-bars-bismarck-news.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.