# Julia's Valentine Hotline

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Podcast: [Binchtopia](https://stenobird.com/podcast/binchtopia-2362679)
Published: 2026-02-04T14:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4324

## Resource

For the 2026 Valentine Hotline, Julia picks up the phone solo to hear binchies' love queries and offer advice to lonely hearts. Essential questions include: What if my partner is too perfect? Why am I having dreams about an old flame? Should I get green card married at 24? Plus, a shonking update from last year's Hotline caller who dated a firefighter who only paid in cash. Digressions include Alex Honnold being a deadbeat Dad, the male urge to blow up a woman's life, and keeping an eye out for The Killer. This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Kylie Finnigan and edited by Livi Burdette. 8:00 — Coping when your ex moves on too fast 14:58 — Breaking up with someone who was "too perfect" 19:06 — Sober and spiraling without romantic distractions 26:01 — Never been in a relationship and feeling behind 29:44 — Should women make the first move? 35:05 — UPDATE: the cash-paying firefighter saga 44:32 — Reoccurring dreams about a childhood best friend 50:02 — Ring shopping followed by a sudden breakup 56:30 — Staying hopeful about love after getting hurt 1:02:13 — Do I actually hate my boyfriend?

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