# Dirty Little Secret: I’m Not Who She Thinks I Am”

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Podcast: [Billy The Kidd In The Morning](https://stenobird.com/podcast/billy-the-kidd-in-the-morning-7041118)
Published: 2026-05-01T16:14:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 395

## Resource

The episode’s Dirty Little Secret takes a hilarious turn when a man admits he lied about being an artist to impress a woman he’s dating. What started as “I like art” quickly turned into “I do art” leading him to panic‑buy supplies from Michaels, secretly purchase a painting from HomeGoods, and sign his own name on it. Now he’s terrified she’ll ask to see his process… or paint together. The crew reacts in disbelief and laughter, ultimately encouraging honesty before the lie turns into a full‑blown exhibit. This episode perfectly captures what makes Billy The Kidd In The Morning a must‑listen: real people, relatable situations, and conversations that feel like your group chat just louder and way more honest. Listen now for dating confessions, modern etiquette debates, and proof that sometimes the truth is way better than the lie. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who’s ever pretended to like something just to impress a crush.

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