# Dirty Little Secret:  I Found Her on a Yard Sign”

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Podcast: [Billy The Kidd In The Morning](https://stenobird.com/podcast/billy-the-kidd-in-the-morning-7041118)
Published: 2026-05-05T17:03:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 404

## Resource

Is this modern dating… or a secret that should stay buried forever? In this Dirty Little Secret, a guy admits that the story his girlfriend tells about how they met isn’t exactly true and he’s not sure he should ever correct it. He says his girlfriend believes he randomly slid into her Instagram DMs after she popped up on his feed. But the real story starts when he drove past a house for sale, noticed the real estate sign, and couldn’t help but slow down when he saw her face on it. Curious (and bold), he looked her up on Instagram, sent a DM and it worked. Fast‑forward two months: they’re happily dating… but now he’s stuck with the guilt of knowing she doesn’t actually know how he found her. Candice puts it best: “If I really like him, it’s cute. If there’s even one red flag, this would haunt me forever.” Billy and Producer Pooh weigh in, with Pooh admitting he’s definitely noticed a few attractive faces on billboards himself which only adds fuel to the debate. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this Dirty Little Secret with someone who’s ever debated sliding into a DM.

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