# Dirty Little Secret: I Destroyed A Bathroom And Blamed A Kid!

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Podcast: [Billy The Kidd In The Morning](https://stenobird.com/podcast/billy-the-kidd-in-the-morning-7041118)
Published: 2026-09-11T18:12:37+00:00
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## Resource

What would you do if a holiday party bathroom emergency turned into a full-blown cover-up? In today's hilarious Dirty Little Secret , a listener shares the most embarrassing secret she's been carrying since last Christmas. While attending a holiday party at one of her husband's coworker's homes, she was determined to make a great first impression. Everything was going perfectly until a sudden stomach emergency sent her running to the bathroom. That's when disaster struck: she clogged the toilet. With no plunger in sight and panic setting in, she became convinced there was no way she could walk out and admit what had happened. Desperate to save herself from embarrassment, she came up with a quick-thinking plan that shifted the blame away from her and onto an unsuspecting culprit: the homeowner's kids. Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the podcast with your friends. And if you've got a secret of your own, you could be featured on a future episode of Dirty Little Secret. Tune in now and find out how one clogged toilet turned into a Christmas confession nobody saw coming! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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