# Don’t Turn Chicken Into Fish

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Podcast: [Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast-5888786)
Published: 2026-09-11T02:30:02+00:00
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## Resource

Bill set out to make firecracker chicken. Two hours, three chicken washings and one gagging teenager later, he discovered the problem wasn’t the recipe—it was where his attention was. We’re texting while driving, scrolling while watching football and checking our phones while sitting across from people we love. We’re constantly connected, constantly stimulated…and barely where we actually are. In this solo episode, Bill takes a hilariously awful dinner and turns it into a bigger question: How much of our own lives are we missing because we’re never fully present? Sometimes the lesson is deep. Sometimes it’s covered in baking soda. Be where you are. Read the damn box. And don’t turn chicken into fish. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support . Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day! Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

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