# The ticket that made you say, “You’ve got to be kidding me”

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Podcast: [Bill Spadea](https://stenobird.com/podcast/bill-spadea-6597418)
Published: 2026-06-26T14:01:19+00:00
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Good morning! Bill Spadea wakes up New Jersey and discusses getting dressed up, the aftermath of yesterday's NJ Turnpike mess, and what’s the most absurd traffic ticket you’ve received?

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