# Bill's Phone Has Him Shopping for Fake Beards

Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/bill-spadea-6597418/bill-s-phone-has-him-shopping-for-fake-beards
Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/bill-spadea-6597418/bill-s-phone-has-him-shopping-for-fake-beards.md
Podcast: [Bill Spadea](https://stenobird.com/podcast/bill-spadea-6597418)
Published: 2026-06-08T13:56:05+00:00
Episode link: https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave.net%2Fv2%2Fepisode%2F8437533_2026-06-08-130533%2Fapple_podcasts_roM4i
Audio file: https://serve.castfire.com/video/8437533/8437533_2026-06-08-130533.128.mp3?rssID=338&source=apple_podcasts_roM4i
Processing state: not_requested
JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/bill-spadea-6597418/episodes/bill-s-phone-has-him-shopping-for-fake-beards
Duration seconds: 5479

## Resource

Good morning! Bill Spadea gets your week started by discussing vagrancy laws, the NJ ANCHOR program, President Trump going to the Knicks game, and should Bill buy a fake beard so he can use Face ID on his phone again??

## Actions

- request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/bill-spadea-6597418/episodes/bill-s-phone-has-him-shopping-for-fake-beards/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode.
- read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/bill-spadea-6597418/bill-s-phone-has-him-shopping-for-fake-beards.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource.

A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed.

## Transcript

Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.