# He Snaps And Claims You Before You Can Choose Another Man - Erotica Audiobook

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Podcast: [Best Kept Secret](https://stenobird.com/podcast/best-kept-secret-6602711)
Published: 2026-03-22T03:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.bestkeptsecretaudio.com/audio/815
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"No other man is going to touch you. No other man is even going to see you like this." --- He finds you, a mermaid. It’s mermaid mating season and the legends are clear: mermaids only leave the water to mate and, once they do, their mates drown. He tries depserately to resist you, even if he would rather do the opposite. But mermaids choose only one mate. And you’re about to choose someone else if your protector keeps rejecting you. --- IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE FULL SPICY VERSION OF THIS AUDIO, YOU CAN LISTEN HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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