# Big, Rough Orc Tries to Court You But Snaps When Someone Else Touches You - Erotica Audiobook

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Podcast: [Best Kept Secret](https://stenobird.com/podcast/best-kept-secret-6602711)
Published: 2026-04-13T02:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.bestkeptsecretaudio.com/audio/959
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Duration seconds: 895

## Resource

"You don't touch her, you don't talk to her. You don't even LOOK at her. She. Is. Mine." --- You never wanted to marry the son of an orc chief, but it was for the good of your people. The feud between the orcs and the elves has gone on too long. You expected a monster. A brute. Everything the rumors warned you about. Instead, you find a warrior who is trying his best to get your affection. And maybe, just maybe, his weird way of courting you makes him look… sweet. --- IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE FULL SPICY VERSION OF THIS AUDIO, YOU CAN LISTEN HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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