# Straight To Hell, Do Not Pass Go with Cerise Castle

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Podcast: [Best Gabe Ever](https://stenobird.com/podcast/best-gabe-ever-986500)
Published: 2026-04-22T19:00:19+00:00
Episode link: https://redcircle.com/shows/b3cce48d-effe-476b-83d7-d7451a0933a4/episodes/c2f54881-2629-40f1-8538-23d9c8d466aa
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## Resource

Reporter Cerise Castle joins the show to talk about a man who invests all of his and his girlfriend's in vintage cheese. A man makes his new partner say hello to his shitty ex when she comes by the house. An employee wonders if she's the asshole for snitching on a co-worker. Is it wrong that a woman spoke to her co-worker's sheltered daughter about Mulan? r/maliciouscompliance brings someone gaming a shipping denial from his office. We are not covering Brenda's shift, okay??? note: A worker started drilling near Gabe's head and he had to record in a closet and then the sound followed him so you can hear it at one point please enjoy Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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