# Backrooms 2: Scientology Speedrun with Griffin Kelly

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Podcast: [Best Gabe Ever](https://stenobird.com/podcast/best-gabe-ever-986500)
Published: 2026-07-15T13:00:31+00:00
Episode link: https://redcircle.com/shows/b3cce48d-effe-476b-83d7-d7451a0933a4/episodes/4f847ce1-66ff-49ca-985a-ce9b5712e6d0
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Comedian and priestess Griffin Kelly joins the pod to talk about teens speed-running Scientology. Should you buy someone a gift they want even if you know that gift is a scam? What's the oldest Gabe would date? Griffin and her wife are deeply in love. A man tries to avoid jury duty but ends up fucking himself over. ACAB includes dogs. r/ghosts explains how common ghosts are. Like... are they all around us? Finally, a casino buffet issue! Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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