# Camille Says Dorit Is A Phony Bit*h Monster, Kyle Cooke Says F Off & Rosie Says Kelsey Is A Slam Pig

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Podcast: [BEHIND THE VELVET ROPE](https://stenobird.com/podcast/behind-the-velvet-rope-532585)
Published: 2026-05-23T09:30:00+00:00
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Thanks to Rosie DiMare, the BravoVerse can now add “slam pig” to “high body count hair” and “gout d sucker”. Rosie and Kelsey’s explosive feud came to a head with a split screen, physical contact and oh, so very much more, in this past weeks RHORI. In other news, Camille says Dorit is a Monster. Kyle Cooke says to fu*k off. In The City premieres. Brittany Cartwright says she does not really owe $500K in back taxes. Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend seem to have broken up. Last, but not least, Shamea gets desperate, K. Michelle slams Porsha and RHOA attempts to reclaim its hey day which may be gone forever. @behindvelvetrope @davidyontef Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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