# Perfect Wet (with Ryan Shaner)

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Podcast: [Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike Cannon](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beautiful-boys-with-andy-haynes-and-mike-cannon-7191148)
Published: 2026-03-17T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/NICL3684310873.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4315

## Resource

The Beautiful Boys are back this week with comedian Ryan Shaner! They talk about doing dumb things as kids, shooting muskets, and what exactly plasma technology is. Mike shares how to keep the spark alive with your wife when you have kids, Andy remembers when his mom would pick up his landline calls, and Ryan shares his backyard wrestling come-up. FOLLOW RYAN: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shanercobbedy X: https://x.com/_Shaner_Comedy_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ryan.shaner Tickets: https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/361674 ‘Solomon’ Book: https://p9p0bf-vc.myshopify.com/products/solomon-paperback THE END PODCAST: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheEndPod Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4rfpbpOaweqG1XvMlXRtNb?si=f2b19a19b69f4c76 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-end-with-ryan-shaner Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417 For bonus episodes and extra content, join our Patreon: www. patreon.com/BeautifulBoysPodcast FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS: Andy Haynes Tickets: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠punchup.live/andyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Special: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/imandyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TU…

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