# The TIN HORN AWARDS 🏆 Fake awards Alabama MUST win if they want to win it all

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Podcast: [Beat Everyone: An AL.com Alabama Football Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beat-everyone-an-al-com-alabama-football-podcast-6964217)
Published: 2026-03-13T17:25:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADLM4254144582.mp3?updated=1774041726
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It's Oscar week. If Hollywood can give itself a bunch of trophies celebrating the best movies of 2025, we should hand out a few awards on Beat Everyone. It's the inaugural Tin Horn Awards, in honor of Nick Saban's most famous rant! With the 2025 football season in the rearview, we're shouting awards Kalen DeBoer and his Alabama football team NEED to win in 2026 if they want to compete at a championship level, like Best Quarterback in a Leading Role, Best Editing of an Offensive Game Plan, and many more! Ben Flanagan, Matt Stahl and Matt Scalici put on their tuxedos and make history to hand out the first-ever Tin Horns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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