# Is Lanterns DC’s Answer to True Detective (or How to Ruin Your Life in One Easy Horse Related Step)?

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Published: 2026-04-14T14:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 6040

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In blackest day, in darkest night, my ring! I will wear it so tight? And evil dead, from my ring, that’s the green lantern thing! Please note, the majority of this episode is dedicated to how easy it is to wreck your life by co-owning a pleasure horse with friends. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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