# How Bad is Warner Bros. Paramount Acquisition?

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Published: 2026-03-18T13:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

The world is bad and it keeps getting worse as your three favourite boys do their best to not just give up and spend the rest of their days in some kind of goon bunker away from everything that’s terrible. Unfortunately we can’t afford a bunker, for either gooning or non-gooning activities. Instead we have to look at the news and see how we’re all getting reamed this time. It’s unfair that we can’t ruin movies with our daddy’s money. We’d be so good at it! Instead this buffoon is going to make the next few years of entertainment unbearable so we can’t even escape from all the terrible things that are happening. Embrace the slop. There are no rules. That said, in a surprise turn of events after we recorded this, Paramount aren’t moving forward with human garbage Max Landis’ treatment for G.I. Joe. We are honestly just as surprised as you are. We also changed the theme song because we kept getting yelled at. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+ You can physically send us presents to: SANSPANTS RADIO PO BOX 7127 Reservoir East Victoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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