# Episode 3: Welcome to Hot Girl Baseball Dictionary

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Podcast: [Baseless](https://stenobird.com/podcast/baseless-7842538)
Published: 2026-05-20T14:30:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lindsaym/episodes/Episode-3-Welcome-to-Hot-Girl-Baseball-Dictionary-e3jkb8g
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Duration seconds: 2655

## Resource

Welcome to Episode 3 of Baseless! This episode is pure baseball chaos: technological disasters, fluffy influencer microphones, accidental spider drama, and an extremely brunch-coded explanation of bunting that somehow makes baseball both clearer and more confusing. We dive into why players bunt, celebrate our psychic connection with Daulton Varsho, and continue spreading the gospel that the Toronto Blue Jays may not always be winning games, but they are absolutely winning on vibes, hugs, and friendship. This episode also features the debut of the Hot Girl Baseball Dictionary and the fan-favourite segments Hot or Just Talented? and Boyfriend of the Week.

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