# OnlyLands Ep. 59: Civil War Debate, SpaceX IPO & Colorado's Demon-Fighting Governor

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Podcast: [Badlands Media](https://stenobird.com/podcast/badlands-media-6674661)
Published: 2026-06-06T06:35:34+00:00
Episode link: https://badlandsmedia.podbean.com/e/onlylands-ep-59-civil-war-debate-spacex-ipo-colorados-demon-fighting-governor/
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Duration seconds: 7160

## Resource

Within three minutes of the show starting, the crew is arguing about civil war, scratch lines, and whether the domesticated American public could actually fight anyone. The combat theory rabbit hole goes deep, touching on trained versus untrained fighters, six armed hunters getting thrown 15 feet by a grizzly, and the mechanics of being eaten alive. Meanwhile, the SpaceX IPO gets a thorough stress test: the retail buy-in math does not add up, hedge funds will club it, and there is a compelling case that Tesla holders are already de facto in SpaceX. Bitcoin took a hit on a good jobs report and nobody has a clean explanation. Then Colorado delivers its most unhinged gubernatorial candidate yet in Victor Marx: 130 missions he cannot name, a drone strike he will not explain, an exorcism ministry including phone-based demon removal, and a cat beheading at age three. All connected to the Dominion law firm. The dots get connected. The gang watches a Chinese robot punch a child. Everything is fine.

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