# OnlyLands Ep. 58: Bitcoin Fixes It, Canada Commits Dissidents & Jamie Dimon Cries

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Podcast: [Badlands Media](https://stenobird.com/podcast/badlands-media-6674661)
Published: 2026-05-30T05:27:34+00:00
Episode link: https://badlandsmedia.podbean.com/e/onlylands-ep-58-bitcoin-fixes-it-canada-commits-dissidents-jamie-dimon-cries/
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## Resource

The boys are back in a new rotating format and they came loaded. GMoney walks the crew through why 100% of your tax dollars have been absorbed by debt interest since 1982, courtesy of the Reagan-era Grace Commission, and makes the case that Bitcoin is not just a hedge but the exit ramp from the entire system. The GoFundMe government theory gets its fullest airing yet, touching on tokenization, open capital markets, the Clarity Act, and why Jamie Dimon is absolutely losing his mind. In between the macro theory, a Texas Bitcoin mine noise psyop gets debunked, CISA somehow posted its own passwords to GitHub for six months, and a former Mossad chief casually admits Israel has booby-trapped equipment in every country you can imagine. Then Canada decides to institutionalize a man for handing out pamphlets to MPs. Trump's physical exam drops: 30 out of 30 cognitive score, bruised hands from too many handshakes, and apparently looks 14 years younger than he is. The New York Giants also accidentally became a metaphor for America.

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