# Episode 540: T is for Tiering Cookies

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Podcast: [Baconsale](https://stenobird.com/podcast/baconsale-46806)
Published: 2026-03-30T06:01:00+00:00
Episode link: https://baconsale.podbean.com/e/episode-540-t-is-for-tiering-cookies/
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## Resource

Chips Ahoy! On this episode of Baconsale, we’re chewin’ (Oreo, rather, crunchin’) a bunch of store-brand cookies. We bravely navigated the cookie aisle in the supermarket and purchased 21 of the popular snacks. Joel binge-ate them with his family, while Zack and Kent (the cookie bullies) spread their taste testing out over a week or so. Now, we’re ready to rank and tier Famous Amos, Keebler, Little Debbie, Pepperidge Farm, Royal Dansk, Moon Pies, Newtons, Tim Tams, Lorna Doone, Nutter Butters, and more. We don’t always agree on what tastes good, but we can agree that many of these cookies remind us of our grandmas. Ignore the calorie count. Press play to hear the weird eating habits of elves who live in a tree.

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