# Brooke's Wedding!! Mrs. Thalman Joins the Pod Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/back-to-the-barre-5485742/brooke-s-wedding-mrs-thalman-joins-the-pod Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/back-to-the-barre-5485742/brooke-s-wedding-mrs-thalman-joins-the-pod.md Podcast: [Back to the Barre](https://stenobird.com/podcast/back-to-the-barre-5485742) Published: 2026-03-09T10:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/back-to-the-barre/episodes/69ab5c24c2eb2fc3ab52ff72 Audio file: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/63e7cb3476a4a4001004ca4e/e/69ab5c24c2eb2fc3ab52ff72/media.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/back-to-the-barre-5485742/episodes/brooke-s-wedding-mrs-thalman-joins-the-pod Duration seconds: 4014 ## Resource Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here: https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb "Planning a wedding is a full-time job, it takes so much time. Especially if you're very detailed oriented like me. I could have spent four years planning that wedding and probably still could have used more time," remarks Brooke about wh... wait OMG IT'S BROOKE!!!! Yes folks it's time for a special post-wedding report episode of Back to the Barre that's been two years in the making! This past week Brooke and Brian finally tied the knot; it was a night to remember. And who better to serve our bitchettes the wedding tea than the new Mrs. Thalman herself!? How much alcohol was needed to keep everyone at bay, and since when do weddings serve shots? What was the best bop on the dance floor? But most importantly we've reached the epic conclusion to Kelly's Wedding Dress Saga, you won't want to miss it. Quotes “Well a minivan does come in handy, it's like a moving room! I will never have one tho, but I do like yours mom. You say that now. Yeah, wait until you have three babies!" (10:11-10:23 | Christi, Kelly & Brooke) “[After doing the math] we were able to decide how many bottles were needed. How many did you alot for your mother and me? Just curious. On the higher end." (14:58-15:09 | Brooke & Christi) “I do know that my dress was very scandalous. My boob was falling out, there may be footage we can't use." (28:38-28:46 | Christi) “It was the only wedding that I've ever been to in my adult life, this is kind of sad, that I wasn't in trouble the next day. I mean I was in trouble but not for the reasons I'm normally in trouble." (1:00:53-1:01:02 | Christi) Links Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w   Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.co… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/back-to-the-barre-5485742/episodes/brooke-s-wedding-mrs-thalman-joins-the-pod/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/back-to-the-barre-5485742/brooke-s-wedding-mrs-thalman-joins-the-pod.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.