# Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return

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Podcast: [AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology](https://stenobird.com/podcast/astrolotea-with-aliza-kelly-horoscopes-and-astrology-7769796)
Published: 2026-07-22T07:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips.

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