# War On The Whiteboys! Timmy Chalamet, Jack Harlow, & Why Mormon Wives Get Freaky | Ep #696

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Podcast: [Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh](https://stenobird.com/podcast/andrew-schulz-s-flagrant-with-akaash-singh-59815)
Published: 2026-03-18T16:24:00+00:00
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YERRR – the boys feel abandoned, but still find time to break down Chalamet, Jack Harlow, and why we need new superstars. We’re talking: – Smut sells, Ozempic skinny jealousy, & McDonald’s elite menu rankings – Ai saving money, UBI panic & leaving the U.S. – White Lotus dreams, Mormon wives chaos & March Madness All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 We’ve been abandoned 00:21 Kpop Demon Hunters is ENGLISH 1:39 St Paddy’s Day + Hard for Jack Harlow 12:25 Care about Opera/Ballet? SPANISH 16:16 Jack’s new nicknames + Unfair? 18:46 Chalamet is good + Needing new Superstars 24:18 Overexposure + Promotion will change 29:40 Schulz navigate + Breaking out of character 33:44 Smut Sells, Fourth Wing + Lines for Harry Potter 37:35 Going to the cinema 41:20 Dune, Opera moment + Bloopers 52:12 Comics laugh, All Season depression + No empathy 56:28 Named after Alex’s stage name + Royals 59:53 Skinnies on Ozempic + Milk & Cereal Hour 1:11:06 Shamrock Shake + McRib OVERRATED 1:13:51 McSommelier + Maccys Passport 1:16:19 March Madness for a Billy 1:23:38 Leaving US, UBI + Catastrophic thinking 1:41:25 Using AI to save money + Switcher 1:47:46 White Lotus S4 + We need Mike White 1:53:37 Mormon Wives, Bat Ish + Camera shy 2:03:34 BAILIFF, Breaking News + Miles McDonalds 2:05:22 Don’t care about Baseball + Taylor Frankie Paul 2:10:27 Chase Infiniti is a new credit card This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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