# Spirit Airlines DIED, The JPMorgan Lawsuit Is INSANE, & KNICKS WINNING IT ALL | #703

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Podcast: [Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh](https://stenobird.com/podcast/andrew-schulz-s-flagrant-with-akaash-singh-59815)
Published: 2026-05-06T16:10:00+00:00
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YERRR – the boys are back and we're talking Spirit Airlines trauma to peptide body dysmorphia and why everybody is gonna get fit.– Flight poop disasters & towel science– Fake JPM stories, broken nose stolen valor & racist sign language– Facesitting, horned-up hate crimes & Magic Mark– Knicks retiring LeBron, Shaq’s meat & fixing the Middle EastPure chaos from start to finish.All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 We address it + Our fav memories 5:00 Spirit is done! 8:51 Everyone’s fit + Unc shoes 10:26 Flight poo + Friend getting Skinnay 16:26 Doo doo on the towel + The science 21:28 Hangry Hate crime + HORNED up 27:39 AI Body Morphia 31:06 H0es, Magic Mark + Habitual non-hand washers 34:13 Opening lines 38:22 JPM story was FAKE + Share the ugly 42:40 Facesitting 45:06 Broken Nose Stolen Valor 47:35 Racist Sign language 55:15 Knicks gonna RETIRE LeBron 1:00:40 More sign language 1:05:21 Klay & Meg + Yearning for attention 1:17:03 Shaq’s meat 1:20:39 Fix the Middle East + Musk is too much 1:26:17 Orlando loves an SO & FRANCE This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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