# Shapiro’s Eyebrows, Chalamet Should Learn from Leo, & Are Jamaicans Irish? | #695

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Podcast: [Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh](https://stenobird.com/podcast/andrew-schulz-s-flagrant-with-akaash-singh-59815)
Published: 2026-03-11T16:14:00+00:00
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YERRR – the boys are back to NOT solving the Middle East, and roasting Chalamet’s ballet takes. We’re talking: – Insider trading during wars – Shapiro’s eyebrows & Reddit hypotheticals – Parents on edibles Plus: the unexpected hemorrhoid discourse. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Update on Danny + Daddy duties 5:56 Middle East is EASY + What else is there? 7:26 Joey Avery drops during the war + Solving it 10:09 Insider trading on the war 12:30 Chalamet's Ballet opinions + Stop talking 16:06 Leo DiCaprio's infographic 20:55 Outdoor boys, Camping + "It's cold" 26:13 Drinking + Women voting theory 32:27 Alysa Liu's a G + Gu's got the bag 34:34 Splitting Gs 43:12 Shapiro's eyebrows + Getting clipped 46:49 Reddit hypotheticals + Dog barking 54:34 We love snow, Molly + Parents on Edibles 1:10:54 "Hey mom", Irish are Jamaican + NCAA 1:21:11 Have anything you want + Guinness tech 1:29:56 India Pale Ale & Catfish 1:35:40 Vince Vaughn show, Friends & Seinfeld 1:40:19 Miles' pick-ups, NAACP + What's the POINT? 1:42:56 Opened my eyes for THIS? Joey's special + Mommy issues 1:45:44 Hemorrhoids + Women to gooch pipeline This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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