# The Milk Machine w/ Sam Brown

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Podcast: [Almost Friday Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/almost-friday-podcast-5009368)
Published: 2026-05-07T12:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

We’re breaking in the brand new studio with Sam Brown and diving right into the “Renaissance” of video game adaptations and doing comedy in the daylight. This ep involves a high stakes game nobody’s ever heard of, a Shark Tank pitch for an MRI milking machine, and a depressing realization about the director of Jeepers Creepers. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW SAM BROWN: https://www.instagram.com/thatsambrown/ SAM BROWN UNIVERSITY: ⁨@sambrownuniversitytv⁩ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: If you’re ever injured, check out Morgan & Morgan: https://www.forthepeople.com/AFPOD Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. Use code FRIDAY for 20% off a pair of Stoke shoes at https://www.stokeshoes.com Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/AFPOD with promo code AFPOD. Timestamps (00:00) - An Apology (00:52) - Video Game Adaptation Renaissance (06:15) - New Studio (10:04) - Live Show Recap (12:54) - Jeepers Creepers & Pedophile Directors (15:53) - Brett Ratner on Epstein’s Island?! (22:21) - The $150M Bomb (27:16) - The Legend of Simon Conjurer (33:16) - The Limitless Pill (36:01) - Live Show Bombs (53:01) - Shark Tank: MRI Milking Machine (01:04:19) - Double Date: Cheese or Disease (01:09:07) - AI Paranoid Delusions (01:16:09) - Cracker of the Week (01:29:17) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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