# Dude Perfect Reacts to WILD Fantasy Football Punishments

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Published: 2026-09-09T14:00:00+00:00
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Cody and Coby join Sparky to recap all the biggest storylines from College Football Week 1! With the NFL kicking off tonight, the guys also share their boldest NFL hot takes for the season. Then, things get personal as they react to voicemails with the worst fantasy football punishments YOU sent in. And to wrap it all up, Jamie Erdahl is back for a wild game of matching NFL teams to candy. Let’s just say… things go completely off the rails. What candy best describes your NFL team? Chapters: 00:00 Intro 06:20 College Football Recap  19:49 NFL Hot Takes  36:30 Fantasy Punishment Voicemails 49:00 Match the NFL Team to the Candy GAME If you’ve got a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, head to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866. Upload your own fan fails here: https://new.myharbourshare.com/agree/gSttAsmDbo6vYCfm3HBdjh?fbclid=PARlRTSARDo7VleHRuA2FlbQIxMABzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAafRqYdnXc6xTmfPMNERbnp5yfF-BqLSY3NCu2GQZSehgOTgD69fSBeTqTcAQg_aem_RWLUmW87bcZIif3zTrWKBg Primal Kitchen Buffalo Sauce is available nationwide and can be found at your local grocery store or on www.primalkitchen.com/products/original-buffalo-sauce Learn More about the newly designed 2027 Chrysler Pacifica at https://www.chrysler.com Try the Burger Perfection Flight at http://OmahaSteaks.com today. That’s 20 premium steak burgers for just $79.99. Plus, get $35 off with promo code ATHLETES.  Don’t wait to stock up on your favorites at GNC — the sale won’t last long Go on, book that trip - it's easy. Booking.com. Booking.yeah.  Head to https://SoFi.com/almost to explore your options and find funding that works for you. #almostathletes #dudeperfect #NFL ▶ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@almostathletes?sub_confirmation=1 🎧 Listen anywhere: App…

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