# Dude Perfect RANKS Vanilla Ice Cream

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Podcast: [Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect](https://stenobird.com/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect-7473139)
Published: 2026-04-08T14:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4402

## Resource

Cody Jones is back with Garrett and Sparky to blind rank Vanilla Ice Creams, but first, things kick off with a March Madness breakdown and NBA playoff predictions. The Dudes are heading to the Masters, but not before leaving us their champion predictions and an all-time Ty story involving “vintage” Masters cheese from 2021. Next up, they take a trip to outer space (not literally), to chat Artemis II and check in on the real estate Garrett bought on the moon. Then, the Dudes go straight to dessert for a blind ranking of name brand vanilla ice creams. And finally, Trick Shot Queen joins the show to chat about the Trick Shot World Championships, learning the do’s and don’t’s of trick shots, and her life off camera as a middle school teacher. Presented by Intuit Turbo Tax. Learn more at https://turbotax.intuit.com/?cid=bn_wk_12 Head to http://policygenius.com/ALMOST to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save! If you’ve got a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, head to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866. Upload your own fan fails here: https://new.myharbourshare.com/agree/gSttAsmDbo6vYCfm3HBdjh?fbclid=PARlRTSARDo7VleHRuA2FlbQIxMABzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAafRqYdnXc6xTmfPMNERbnp5yfF-BqLSY3NCu2GQZSehgOTgD69fSBeTqTcAQg_aem_RWLUmW87bcZIif3zTrWKBg Chapters: 00:00 Introduction 02:04 March Madness Breakdown 05:11 NBA Talk: Playoff Picture 14:50 Masters Champion Predictions 19:09 Outer Space Discussion: Artemis II & Garrett’s Moon Real Estate 24:42 Best Easter Candy 30:18 Blind Rankings: Vanilla Ice Cream 43:08 Trick Shot Queen Intro 47:48 Trick Shot Dos And Don’ts 52:57 Amanda’s Almost Athlete Moments 01:00:50 Adam Frankle Joins The Show 01:01:12 Adam’s Almost Athlete Moment 01:05:23 2-Minute Warning Wh…

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