# All The Everything Podcast- New Year's Resolution Fails

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Podcast: [All The Everything Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/all-the-everything-podcast-7060381)
Published: 2026-01-01T10:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://timrg2.podbean.com/e/all-the-everything-podcast-new-years-resolution-fails/
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## Resource

New year, new goals… and absolutely no follow through 😅 In this episode, New Year’s Resolution Fails, Billy and Tim dive headfirst into the well intentioned promises we all make every January and almost immediately abandon. From fitness goals that last three days, to productivity plans that fall apart by January 2nd, we are sharing hilarious stories, relatable moments, and the kind of honesty that makes you feel way better about your own resolutions crashing and burning. If you have ever said “this is my year” and then ordered pizza instead, this episode is for you. Laugh with us, cringe with us, and start 2026 the only way we know how, by not taking ourselves too seriously. Welcome to 2026.

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