# Purloined Bedroom Sets, Salad By The Box, The Neverending Recital

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Podcast: [Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alison-rosen-is-your-new-best-friend-1051051)
Published: 2026-06-18T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.alisonrosen.com/2026/06/purloined-bedroom-sets-salad-by-the-box-the-neverending-recital/
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Duration seconds: 5758

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Jon Glover and Marisa Pinson of On Brand with Jon and Marisa join us and we find out that what Jon describes as shoplifting is really burglary. We also discuss his personal leaf blower, ice capades, magazines, the woman I worked with who was "allergic to sleeves," And Just Like That, Daniel's scent accident, yogurt shops, America's Next Food Network Star and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and favorite words! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here : https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen This episode is brought to you by MINT MOBILE ( mintmobile.com/alisonrosen ) Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

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