# Daniel and Alison (Half a Karen)

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Podcast: [Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alison-rosen-is-your-new-best-friend-1051051)
Published: 2026-05-11T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.alisonrosen.com/2026/05/daniel-and-alison-half-a-karen/
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Duration seconds: 3660

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Daniel accuses me of being half a Karen which does nothing for my general state of crankiness. Am I really going to war with a pharmacy? Also I take my blood pressure on air. Who am I becoming? We also discuss Lena Dunham, Andor, Owen's new little kid impression, sniff chat and more! And Owen appears! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here : https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen This episode is brought to you by: SHOPIFY ( shopify.com/alisonrosen ) MINT MOBILE ( mintmobile.com/alisonrosen ) Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

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