# Brooke's Cow Question, Jeff's Spiteful Pastries, Destination Weddings

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Podcast: [Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alison-rosen-is-your-new-best-friend-1051051)
Published: 2026-05-07T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.alisonrosen.com/2026/05/brookes-cow-question-jeffs-spiteful-pastries-destination-weddings/
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Duration seconds: 6714

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Between Tony's laptop saga and Peter getting into the probiotics, this episode almost didn't happen. Jeff Drake is exploiting our vulnerability and Brooke Dillman is siding with me because of the Girl Code. We discuss destination weddings, how Jeff and Wendy met, mistakes on alternative weekly covers, Tony's Letterman tickets, cigarettes making a comeback, cows (specifically what they are), baby teeth and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks . Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here : https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen This episode is brought to you by QUINCE! Quince.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

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