# Smoke Screens, Super Pigs & the Denzel Doctrine | PH 51

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Podcast: [ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alien-theorists-theorizing-918781)
Published: 2026-07-27T07:00:37+00:00
Episode link: http://alientheorists.com
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## Resource

The boys are scattered, the internet's garbage, and Zell's nowhere to be found — but that won't stop a full power hour of unfiltered tangents. Wildfire smoke gets reverse-engineered into a UFO cover story (and a possible Bigfoot fire-starting conspiracy), JD Vance squirms on Rogan, Braden plots a mayoral run against a guy named Kermit, AM radio gets buried, and the trio settles once and for all whether Denzel Washington is even an actor or just a vibe. Loose, unhinged, and 100% off the case file this week Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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