# Why He Didn't Ask For Your Number" + The $6000 Text, Strip Club Confessions & Eddie Van Halen Secrets

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Podcast: [Alex Bones Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alex-bones-show-7120366)
Published: 2026-05-01T01:58:01+00:00
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## Resource

On this episode of The Alex Bones Show, Alex kicks things off with the one and only MellyBell5 (@mellybell5), who’s wondering why a guy at the pool was chatting her up… only to ghost without asking for her number. Spoiler: we all know exactly why 😂Then we dive into wild listener stories: mmt9071 drops a hilarious take on the pool mystery TheStoryTella shares how one single text message cost him $6,000 kbell0124 and Krista open up about moving from Long Island to South Carolina and adjusting to Southern life suzjo187 hits us with a bold strip club question maddie_bado (Maddie Anne Bado) gets approached by a random guy and tells all Plus, actress Emmanuelle Vaugier joins the show and asks: “Was Eddie Van Halen actually nice?”… and we spill a juicy secret we both know about the guitar legend 🤫 Raw, funny, unfiltered conversations as always.Tune in now and join the chaos!Listen at: BonesShow.com#Podcast #EddieVanHalen #MellyBell5 #LongIslandToSouthCarolina #StripClubStories #RelationshipAdvice #FunnyPodcast #WildStories #VanHalen #SouthCarolina #PoolGuy #TextFail #EmmanuelleVaugier #BonesShow #RadioShow #Unfiltered #StoryTime #ComedyPodcast #RealTalk

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