# The End Is Near (But First, Crepes)

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Podcast: [Alex Bones Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alex-bones-show-7120366)
Published: 2026-04-01T01:18:14+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1566

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Alex Bones is BACK and this one goes completely off the rails in the best way possible. Zermanzane kicks things off with 5 things that won't exist in 5 years — some of these will hit different. Then user7910742909381 drops a very serious warning about crepes that we absolutely did not see coming. JDSgxgxv is sounding the alarm about ANOTHER lockdown on the horizon... and yeah, we're not buying it. Veronica Rose Belmonte shares that her son is convinced the world ends NEXT WEEK — and then we find out she recorded this six days ago. 👀 Emily W. King breaks down why men have stopped approaching women and what that means for dating culture. Roseanne checks in with her thoughts on making her TV comeback. And to close it out, Cam Newton gets real about Tiger Woods. This is the show you didn't know you needed today. Catch it all at BonesShow.com — and bring a friend.#AlexBonesShow #BonesShow #Podcast #Radio #Syndicated #TalkRadio #PodcastLife #NewEpisode #NowPlaying #MustListen #PodcastCommunity #Trending #HotTakes #Crepes #Lockdown #EndOfTheWorld #DatingAdvice #MenAndWomen #Roseanne #CamNewton #TigerWoods #Golf #NFL #Entertainment #PopCulture #WeeklyVibes #FunnyPodcast #TrueStories #ViralMoments #ListenNow #Streaming #OnAir #RadioShow #PodNation #PodcastersOfInstagram #SocialMedia #Funny #Discussion #RealTalk #WaterCooler #TrendingTopics #BonesShowCommunity #MorningShow #AfternoonDrive #RadioLife #TalkShow #OpenLines #CallerOfTheDay #5Things #Predictions #FutureShock #InternetPeople #ViralCallers

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