# Morons, Facebook Dates & Lottery Schemes

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Podcast: [Alex Bones Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alex-bones-show-7120366)
Published: 2026-04-22T00:05:36+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1139

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Alex Bones kicks things off with a very reasonable explanation for why The Alex Bones Show doesn't take many calls — because the listeners are absolute morons. Honestly? Fair point. Andy's Bandys drops in with an update on a Facebook date that's actually happening, and we're STILL searching for literally anyone on the planet who has ever had a successful Facebook date. The hunt continues. Big Country Q103 swings by with a programming update you didn't ask for but definitely need. Restoring Jenny joins the show and makes the bold declaration that men need therapy — Alex has thoughts. Spa City Stephanie Morgan is back and it is DAY THREE of the husband hunt, and somehow things are going exactly as expected. Ngoc Maingo40 brings us the Top 10 restaurants that are about to close… and somehow only delivers 6 of them. Classic. Dr. Mahmoud, DO slides in with a list of things grown men absolutely should not be doing — no further comment. And justicemollywasbanned wraps things up with a foolproof guide to winning the lottery. You're welcome, America.New episodes at BonesShow.com 🤘#TalkRadio #EntertainmentPodcast #RadioPodcast #PodcastLife #NewEpisode #NowPlaying #PodcastCommunity #radio #podcast #podcasting #RadioShow #SyndicatedRadio #TalkShow #FunnyPodcast #ComedyPodcast #WeeklyPodcast #PodcastersOfInstagram #PodNation #ListenNow #PodcastRecommendations #MustListen #Trending #FacebookDate #OnlineDating #DatingFail #DatingAdvice #MenNeedTherapy #TherapyTok #MentalHealthMatters #GrowUp #Adulting #LotteryLife #WinTheLottery #GetRich #RestaurantNews #FoodNews #ClosingDown #Foodie #LocalEats #MensHealth #DrAdvice #DoctorOnAir #BigCountryQ103 #RestoringJenny #SpaCityStephanie #NgocMaingo #DrMahmoud #JusticeMolly #AndysBandys

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