# Massage Police, Missing Husbands & Hinge Disasters: Wildest Stories Yet!

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Podcast: [Alex Bones Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/alex-bones-show-7120366)
Published: 2026-05-03T19:11:05+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1257

## Resource

Alex kicks off the show with absolute CHAOS! A guy actually called the POLICE on a masseuse for touching his "special place" 👮‍♂️ Domodraperr drops his prerequisites for raising your voice to women brittneedspicy33’s husband went out with the boys last night… it’s 9AM and he’s STILL not home 😳 datinghorrors99 got dumped, downloaded Hinge, and got stood up — all in ONE NIGHT dana_918_ is coming through to confess how gross and unladylike she really is Susan Love Official (itsmesusanlove) brings the fire 70s trivia Lily (lilychen.mp4) reveals exactly what older men do that turns her on 🔥 You do NOT want to miss this episode. Real talk, messy stories, laughs, and zero filter.Tune in now at BonesShow.com 🎙️#TheAlexBonesShow #Podcast #Radio #WildStories #RelationshipDrama #DatingHorrors #Marriage #HingeFails #70sTrivia #Messy #RealTalk #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #BonesShow #PodcastLife #StorytimePodcast #DatingAdvice #MarriageProblems #FunnyAF #ViralPodcast #Relatable #Chaos #HotTakes #AlexBones #ListenerStories #Unfiltered #AdultingFails #Trending #FYP #ExplorePage

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