# Shanks For Nothing

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Podcast: [Albert Square: After Dark - An EastEnders Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/albert-square-after-dark-an-eastenders-podcast-6287451)
Published: 2026-08-15T05:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/albertsquareafterdark/3068678
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Duration seconds: 4269

## Resource

This week, in possibly one of the maddest soap plans ever, Shelia and Gray get their clutches into Jordan - but it's Ian and a rather sharp toothbrush that finally seem to bring the killer down. But what next for Ian and just how long till he is free to become Max's best man? Meanwhile, the attacker of Joel has been revealed - but are they about to find themselves in a much more dangerous situation? Elsewhere, there is wedding confusion - who IS getting married on New Years Day? Behind the scenes, there's new characters on the way, but one very sad exit also approaches...

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