# Let's Get Hammered In The Park Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/albert-square-after-dark-an-eastenders-podcast-6287451/let-s-get-hammered-in-the-park Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/albert-square-after-dark-an-eastenders-podcast-6287451/let-s-get-hammered-in-the-park.md Podcast: [Albert Square: After Dark - An EastEnders Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/albert-square-after-dark-an-eastenders-podcast-6287451) Published: 2026-07-25T05:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/albertsquareafterdark/3019685 Audio file: https://content.rss.com/episodes/201899/3019685/albertsquareafterdark/2026_07_24_15_38_36_612284c8-5025-4ffb-a9c0-f924af91975b.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/albert-square-after-dark-an-eastenders-podcast-6287451/episodes/let-s-get-hammered-in-the-park Duration seconds: 4229 ## Resource This week Joel's return to the square sets the teens on a mission for revenge, but one of them seems to have taken things one step too far as Joel is left wounded and left for dead...so whodunnit? Meanwhile, the temptations of Lauren Branning threaten to overwhelm her, but how long can she keep things afloat? Elsewhere, Denise and Jack's relationship looks to be rocking and Linda's got her heart set on the saviour of the community centre. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/albert-square-after-dark-an-eastenders-podcast-6287451/episodes/let-s-get-hammered-in-the-park/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/albert-square-after-dark-an-eastenders-podcast-6287451/let-s-get-hammered-in-the-park.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.